inspiration seems to be the hardest word

or is that "sorry"? or more likely, "erection".

"If You Have Sex With Me" by S. Foster

If you have sex with me,
I promise I won't tell anyone.
It would probably be embarrassing on both ends.

Mostly yours, though.

THE END

smell the literary quality!

poems from the heart, or lower

"Dude, Sting Was The Man" by S. Foster

Dude, back in the day
Sting, you know, Sting? From the Police?
Dude, he was the man.

Now, not so much.

THE END

more poetry from the master

"The Man from Nantucket" by S. Foster
(with credit to Anonymous)

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin,
As he wiped off his chin,
If my ear was a cunt, I'd fuck it.

THE END

Thanks, everybody. You've been great.

New Blog

This is an idea that Clinton J. Orr came up with, after seeing some of my work.

Blame him.

POEM #1

"Sometimes" by S. Foster

Sometimes
You have to say
"Put the goat down."

THE END

POEM #2

"If I Could Be a Tree" by S. Foster

If I could be a tree
I'd probably be an elm.

THE END

POEM #3

"Big League Chew" by S. Foster

You know what I haven't had in a while?
Big League Chew.

THE END

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