Poetry of a Suplex Master

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Thursday, October 14, 2004

more poetry from the master



"The Man from Nantucket" by S. Foster
(with credit to Anonymous)



There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin,
As he wiped off his chin,
If my ear was a cunt, I'd fuck it.

THE END



Thanks, everybody. You've been great.

1 Comments:

Blogger suplexmasta said...

At least I made the effort, Head.

And I doubt you actually know what a suplex is, anyways.

Where were you at today? You're probably the only person I know who shows up less than I do.

October 15, 2004 at 6:24 PM  

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