Poetry of a Suplex Master

My blog about kittens, valentines, and...

Aw, who am I kidding, this is just a place to post sophomoric (and most likely dirty) jokes.

Saturday, November 06, 2004

i am a flower

by S.Foster

I
am a delicate flower
waiting to be plucked
like so many fresh daisies

You
are a gentle spring rain
seeding the earth with love and affection

Your beauty
is beyond compare

I
only wish to
experience your love
once

now how's about that blowjob?

THE END

Monday, November 01, 2004

Dude, the Cure Rock

By S.Foster

The Cure: Robert Smith
rocks unbelievably hard
England represent