Poetry of a Suplex Master

My blog about kittens, valentines, and...

Aw, who am I kidding, this is just a place to post sophomoric (and most likely dirty) jokes.

Thursday, October 14, 2004

New Blog

This is an idea that Clinton J. Orr came up with, after seeing some of my work.

Blame him.


POEM #1

"Sometimes" by S. Foster

Sometimes
You have to say
"Put the goat down."

THE END

POEM #2

"If I Could Be a Tree" by S. Foster

If I could be a tree
I'd probably be an elm.

THE END

POEM #3

"Big League Chew" by S. Foster

You know what I haven't had in a while?
Big League Chew.

THE END



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