Poetry of a Suplex Master

My blog about kittens, valentines, and...

Aw, who am I kidding, this is just a place to post sophomoric (and most likely dirty) jokes.

Friday, October 22, 2004

Give Me A Cookie

By S.Foster (with assistance from R.Adkins)

Give me a cookie
and I'll leave you alone

Give me a cookie
and I'll leave you alone

Give me a fuckin' cookie
and I'll leave you the fuck alone.

Tuesday, October 19, 2004

An Ode to Lube

By S.Foster

Lube
O wondrous lube
How do I love thee?

You grease my wiener
when she is dry
You make sex so fun
with your slip 'n' slide

O lube
How can I repay thee?
Will a buck fifty do?

THE END

creativity flowing like a thing that flows

"Hoo-Hoo"
by S.Foster



Show me your hoo-hoo
and I'll show you my wingding

Oh, wait, that's sexual harrassment
isn't it?

How about, instead of "doctor",
we play "lawyer and litigant"?

THE END

Sunday, October 17, 2004

blinded by the light

"What" by S.Foster



Can I get a what, what?
Can I get a what, what?

Man this is stupid.
And to think, Jay-Z got Beyonce with this shit.
I'm sure I could go stupider.

It wouldn't be easy, but I could do it.

THE END



"Jimmy Snuka" by S.Foster



Superfly
Jimmy Snuka

Got coked up
and killed a hooka.

Okay, she wasn't a hooka,
but she did die,
and the WWF did cover it up.

And he was coked up.

THE END