Give Me A Cookie
By S.Foster (with assistance from R.Adkins)
Give me a cookie
and I'll leave you alone
Give me a cookie
and I'll leave you alone
Give me a fuckin' cookie
and I'll leave you the fuck alone.
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Aw, who am I kidding, this is just a place to post sophomoric (and most likely dirty) jokes.
By S.Foster (with assistance from R.Adkins)
Give me a cookie
and I'll leave you alone
Give me a cookie
and I'll leave you alone
Give me a fuckin' cookie
and I'll leave you the fuck alone.
By S.Foster
Lube
O wondrous lube
How do I love thee?
You grease my wiener
when she is dry
You make sex so fun
with your slip 'n' slide
O lube
How can I repay thee?
Will a buck fifty do?
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by S.Foster
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