tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-87250422011-04-21T15:55:43.368-04:00My blog about kittens, valentines, and... <br><br> Aw, who am I kidding, this is just a place to post sophomoric (and most likely dirty) jokes.suplexmastanoreply@blogger.comBlogger121100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8725042.post-1099778538197090942004-11-06T16:44:00.000-05:002004-11-06T17:02:18.196-05:00by S.Foster <br /> <br />I <br />am a delicate flower <br />waiting to be plucked <br />like so many fresh daisies <br /> <br />You <br />are a gentle spring rain <br />seeding the earth with love and affection <br /> <br />Your beauty <br />is beyond compare <br /> <br />I <br />only wish to <br />experience your love <br />once <br /> <br />now how's about that blowjob? <br /> <br />THE END<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8725042-109977853819709094?l=suplexpoetry.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>suplexmastanoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8725042.post-1099341393421528302004-11-01T15:34:00.000-05:002004-11-01T15:36:33.423-05:00By S.Foster <br /> <br />The Cure: Robert Smith <br />rocks unbelievably hard <br />England represent<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8725042-109934139342152830?l=suplexpoetry.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>suplexmastanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8725042.post-1099000375310751282004-10-28T17:50:00.000-04:002004-10-28T17:52:55.310-04:00by S.Foster <br /> <br />The guy <br />in the mask <br />is the one <br />who did it. <br /> <br />Trust me. <br /> <br />I've seen every episode. <br /> <br />Even the Globetrotters one. <br /> <br />And the Sonny and Cher spectacular.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8725042-109900037531075128?l=suplexpoetry.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>suplexmastanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8725042.post-1098748372709465222004-10-25T19:52:00.000-04:002004-10-25T19:52:52.710-04:00by S.Foster <br /> <br />...hump <br />...hump <br />...humpity hump <br /> <br />things that go hump in the night <br /> <br />...hump <br />...hump <br />...hump <br />...humpity <br />...humpity <br />...humpity <br /> <br />spooge <br /> <br />THE END <br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8725042-109874837270946522?l=suplexpoetry.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>suplexmastanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8725042.post-1098466577524646792004-10-22T13:33:00.000-04:002004-10-22T13:36:17.526-04:00By S.Foster (with assistance from R.Adkins) <br /> <br />Give me a cookie <br />and I'll leave you alone <br /> <br />Give me a cookie <br />and I'll leave you alone <br /> <br />Give me a fuckin' cookie <br />and I'll leave you the fuck alone.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8725042-109846657752464679?l=suplexpoetry.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>suplexmastanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8725042.post-1098219270022489292004-10-19T16:52:00.000-04:002004-10-19T16:54:30.023-04:00By S.Foster <br /> <br />Lube <br />O wondrous lube <br />How do I love thee? <br /> <br />You grease my wiener <br />when she is dry <br />You make sex so fun <br />with your slip 'n' slide <br /> <br />O lube <br />How can I repay thee? <br />Will a buck fifty do? <br /> <br />THE END<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8725042-109821927002248929?l=suplexpoetry.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>suplexmastanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8725042.post-1098193338322942602004-10-19T09:39:00.000-04:002004-10-19T09:42:18.323-04:00<p align=center>"Hoo-Hoo" <br />by S.Foster</p> <br /> <br />Show me your hoo-hoo <br />and I'll show you my wingding <br /> <br />Oh, wait, that's sexual harrassment <br />isn't it? <br /> <br />How about, instead of "doctor", <br />we play "lawyer and litigant"? <br /> <br /><p align=center>THE END</P><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8725042-109819333832294260?l=suplexpoetry.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>suplexmastanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8725042.post-1098047464098889782004-10-17T17:03:00.000-04:002004-10-17T17:13:30.046-04:00<p align=center>"What" by S.Foster</P> <br /> <br />Can I get a what, what? <br />Can I get a what, what? <br /> <br />Man this is stupid. <br />And to think, Jay-Z got Beyonce with this shit. <br />I'm sure I could go stupider. <br /> <br />It wouldn't be easy, but I could do it. <br /> <br /><p align=center>THE END</p> <br /> <br /><p align=center>"Jimmy Snuka" by S.Foster</P> <br /> <br />Superfly <br />Jimmy Snuka <br /> <br />Got coked up <br />and killed a hooka. <br /> <br />Okay, she wasn't a hooka, <br />but she did die, <br />and the WWF did cover it up. <br /> <br />And he <i>was</I> coked up. <br /> <br /><p align=center>THE END</P> <br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8725042-109804746409888978?l=suplexpoetry.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>suplexmastanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8725042.post-1097900798690938622004-10-16T01:23:00.000-04:002004-10-16T00:26:38.690-04:00or is that "sorry"? or more likely, "erection". <br /> <br /><p align=center>"If You Have Sex With Me" by S. Foster</P> <br /> <br />If you have sex with me, <br />I promise I won't tell anyone. <br />It would probably be embarrassing on both ends. <br /> <br />Mostly yours, though. <br /> <br />THE END <br /> <br />smell the literary quality!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8725042-109790079869093862?l=suplexpoetry.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>suplexmastanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8725042.post-1097874708445615932004-10-15T17:09:00.000-04:002004-10-15T17:11:48.446-04:00<p align=center>"Dude, Sting Was The Man" by S. Foster</P> <br /> <br />Dude, back in the day <br />Sting, you know, Sting? From the Police? <br />Dude, he was the man. <br /> <br />Now, not so much. <br /> <br />THE END<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8725042-109787470844561593?l=suplexpoetry.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>suplexmastanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8725042.post-1097796349050328482004-10-14T19:23:00.000-04:002004-10-14T19:25:49.050-04:00<p align=center> <br /> <br />"The Man from Nantucket" by S. Foster <br />(with credit to Anonymous)</P> <br /> <br />There once was a man from Nantucket <br />Whose dick was so long he could suck it. <br />He said with a grin, <br />As he wiped off his chin, <br />If my ear was a cunt, I'd fuck it. <br /> <br /><p align=center>THE END</P> <br /> <br />Thanks, everybody. You've been great. <br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8725042-109779634905032848?l=suplexpoetry.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>suplexmastanoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8725042.post-1097795628894368782004-10-14T19:09:00.001-04:002004-10-14T19:14:30.443-04:00This is an idea that Clinton J. Orr came up with, after seeing some of my work. <br /> <br />Blame him. <br /> <br /><p align=center> <br />POEM #1 <br /> <br />"Sometimes" by S. Foster <br /> <br />Sometimes <br />You have to say <br />"Put the goat down." <br /> <br />THE END <br /> <br />POEM #2 <br /> <br />"If I Could Be a Tree" by S. Foster <br /> <br />If I could be a tree <br />I'd probably be an elm. <br /> <br />THE END <br /> <br />POEM #3 <br /> <br />"Big League Chew" by S. Foster <br /> <br />You know what I haven't had in a while? <br />Big League Chew. <br /> <br />THE END </P> <br /> <br />Send hate mail <a href="mailto:suplexmasta@gmail.com">here</a> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8725042-109779562889436878?l=suplexpoetry.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>suplexmastanoreply@blogger.com0